Kids Talk About Marriage
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
"You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.
Like if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports,
and she should keep the chips and dip coming."
Boy age 10
WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
"Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then."
Girl age 10
HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
"Married people usually look happy to talk to other people."
Boy age 6
"You might have to guess, based on whether they
seem to be yelling at the same kids."
Boy age 8
WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
"Both don't want no more kids."
Girl age 8
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually
gets them interested enough to go for a second date."
Boy age 10
WHEN IS IT OK TO KISS SOMEONE?
"When they're rich."
Girl age 7
IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
"I don't know which is better, but I'll tell you one thing. I'm never
going to have sex with my wife. I don't want to be all grossed out."
Boy age 8
"Single is better, for the simple reason that I wouldn't want to change
no diapers. Of course, if I did get married, I'd just phone my mother
and have her come over for some coffee and diaper-changing."
Girl age 10
HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
"There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?"
Boy age 8
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
"If you want to last with your man, you should wear a lot of sexy clothes,
especially underwear that is red and maybe has a few diamonds on it."
Girl age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck."
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